Thursday, 8 September 2011

A Dinnertime Ditty



I do not like it, dinner mum;
I do not like it, every one.

I do not like it pasta shells,
I do not like it, yuk it smells.

Will you eat it, little bit?
Nu uh, no way, it tastes like shit.

I do not like it sketti sauce,
I do not like it peas of course.

I do not like it chicken stew,
I do not like it pork chops too.

I do not like it dinner mum;
I do not like it, every one.

Would you eat it vegie cakes?
Would you eatit fancy shapes?

I no eat it vegie cakes,
I no eat it fancy shapes,
I no eat it here or there,
It looks much better in my hair.

Would you eat it fruit on sticks?
Would you eat it, hiding tricks?

I no eat it hiding tricks,
Or fruit in sticks,
You must be thick!

I no like it dinner mum,
I no like it, every one.

Can you try it? Please, for me?
Just one bite and then we'll see?

I try it mummy, you will see,
I try it then you'll let me be?

I do like it dinner, there!
I like it spread out on the chair.
I like it flicked on daddy's ear,
I like it icecream too, ya hear?

I no like it dinner mum,
I no like it, every one.

Mummy is your dinner cold?
Don't do frowns it makes you old.



7 comments:

  1. Next can you do one fish two fish red fish blue fish? My favorite!

    Very funny, any parent can relate!

    The Cranky old man

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  2. This is my life. Every.god.damn.single.night. :)) I came to visit from FYBF x

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  3. So clever! Well done and thanks for the chuckle!

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  4. Ha ha!! That's great! Love Dr Seuss, love this.

    Found you on FYBF as well

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