A Dinnertime Ditty

I do not like it, dinner mum;

I do not like it, every one.

I do not like it pasta shells,

I do not like it, yuk it smells.

Will you eat it, little bit?

Nu uh, no way, it tastes like shit.

I do not like it sketti sauce,

I do not like it peas of course.

I do not like it chicken stew,

I do not like it pork chops too.

I do not like it dinner mum;

I do not like it, every one.

Would you eat it vegie cakes?

Would you eatit fancy shapes?

I no eat it vegie cakes,

I no eat it fancy shapes,

I no eat it here or there,

It looks much better in my hair.

Would you eat it fruit on sticks?

Would you eat it, hiding tricks?

I no eat it hiding tricks,

Or fruit in sticks,

You must be thick!

I no like it dinner mum,

I no like it, every one.

Can you try it? Please, for me?

Just one bite and then we'll see?

I try it mummy, you will see,

I try it then you'll let me be?

I do like it dinner, there!

I like it spread out on the chair.

I like it flicked on daddy's ear,

I like it icecream too, ya hear?

I no like it dinner mum,

I no like it, every one.

Mummy is your dinner cold?

Don't do frowns it makes you old.