Smurfy Saturday

I'm taking the kids to the local cinema to watch The Smurfs movie tonight.

That is, if I haven't stuck their whiny, contrary, bitchy arses in a box and posted them across the world to be someone else's problem.

Because. My. Head. Is. Going. To. Explode. 

Seriously... how many more times can I live through Frog screaming "NOOOOOOOOO!" at me because she wants something but just wants to find a reason to scream?

NOT FREAKING MANY.

Tiger has completely turned her brain off along with her ears and I'm back to sobbing in corners after ten minutes with her.

I may leave my children in the cinema and run away.

So it better be good. Because if I go to all the trouble of getting these two ready and taking them out and I have to sit through something awful I may become homicidal.

So here's to The Smurfs - may you make me laugh. Because I need it. And I've been secretly wanting to see this movie since I knew they were making it, and am forever grateful that I have kids so I don't look like a complete numpty going to see it by myself.


If anyone who lives in my area wants to see it (haha.... like anyone here would actually pay attention to what I have to say) you are welcome to join us so as not to look like a numpty yourself. I promise to smuggle lollies in my giant handbag.
 

Cheers xx